Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in zomgwtfhax's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008
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Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
12:01 pm	:O --- You'll never touch God's hand You'll never taste God's breath Because you'll never see the second coming Life's too short to be focused on insanity I've seen the ways of God I'll take the devil any day Hail Satan --- Hail Satan INDEEDY! Slayer is deep, lulz. (Comment on this)
Friday, August 1st, 2008
10:36 am	Mother fucker WELL. I thought he left, but he was just standing off to the side. I run (literally, when he's outside, I RUN TO THE VEHICLE) past him and give my greetings to the neighbors that don't wipe their asses with their hands (that I know of, anyway), and start to hop in the whip. This motherfucker says, in his nasal, gurgly ass voice. 'What, you leave without saying goodbye? You didn't say goodbye yesterday!.' 'Or today!' I crowed, and hopped in the jeep and putted off. What the fuck. I swear to jesus, I want to just slap him until he turns not retarded. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
10:18 am	Whiskey tango foxtrot The fucking neighborhood retard is staring into the house again. When I say staring in the house, his dumb sloped brow is pressed against the front door. I hate him and his dumb creepy downs face. Even the cats hate him, that's how you know he sucks. They're not afraid of the mail lady or dogs, but they run inside when Capn' learning disability lurks about. Fucking A. Now I'm trapped in the house until he leaves, which could very well be forty five minutes or so. Remember when people with learning disabilities would either be killed or institutionalized for their entire miserable lives, instead of being let loose to harass the townsfolk by staring at them in a slack jawed manner? Yeah, me neither. Ever since I almost got eaten/molested by the giant fat retard in lake lansing, I can't stand them. You want to know about the story? Ask my childhood shrink, who almost ate me/molested me. Okay, I made the part about the shrink up. I never talked to my shrink about the retard. :O Gonna go see if system of a down syndrome is off eating tree bark, or dry humping a tire swing, or whatever the fuck they do when they're not harassing me. Current Mood: aggravated (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
7:13 pm	Thoughts on blenders Come to think of it, blenders are a funny kitchen instrument. The only way you're going to get a good reliable one is by shelling out a lot of money and getting a reputable brand. The cheaper alternatives, like the two cup ones are lame. They don't really chop (or dice for that matter) all that well, and they break really freaking easily. It's also stupid that you have to shell out that much money to get a quality instrument that you use so infrequently. I mean, in a normal week we'd probably use it maybe one or two not times. That's Steve talk for never, or maybe just saying, 'man, we should use that blender that we dropped a shit ton of money on.' Only wieners that drink fru-fru drinks all the time would get their money's worth out of their food processor. Even then, they'd probably get lazy, because chipping ice is a big ol' queef-sniff. Think about it! This has been a public blender service announcement. Current Mood: touched (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, April 23rd, 2007
9:27 pm	Who? What? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 1st, 2007
8:46 pm	I'm wearing white today. I saw a crow when I went to the store. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 21st, 2007
11:49 pm	Dear Rebecca, I'd love to flay you, you simplistic whale cunt. But in reference to my earlier phone call, I was and still am stone cold sober, you ragged cunt. Completely original and innovative to throw me under the bus and accuse me of drinking when you have no other defense. To digress, I have held back my fiery loathing of you and your neglect of MY son, under the pretense of feigned civility in my dealings with you. I called you this evening because I was enraged by your pompous 'devil may care' attitude regarding my son's welfare. By the way, the woman I love called you the other day out of genuine concern over my son's OBVIOUS illness. Yes, you were on speaker phone, and yes, I heard you say the following: 'he's not sick over here', 'well, he's got a runny nose, all the kids at school do', and finally 'I'm giving him cold medicine, it's working'. Way to go George W. Nice flip-flopping to cover your fat, misshapen ass. To any human being with half a brain, her actions show more love and care than a kiss in the hand to 'save for later if you get sad'. Please note that I WANTED to say 'throw that THING out of your hand, it's dirty', but for civility's sake, I held my tongue. In closing, yes, Rowan CHOWED THE FUCK DOWN on pork rinds on his own accord. He has also been eating a steady diet of meat, dairy, and REAL fruits and vegetables over here with absolutely no negative affects to his digestive system. Feel free to ask the doctor when you take him in for his check up this week (not that you will, acting like a 14 year old is much more productive and intelligent) if that, or a steady diet of bread, 'orange squares', and CLEARANCE 'fruit and veggie' vitamins is better. But that's right, your mastery of the intarweb allows you to find poorly structured articles from pea-brained sloths such as yourself to validate your feeble pro-'I'm gonna be different and not eat meat even though COLD HARD FACT and logic decrees that humans evolved into an omnivoristic animal as the eons rolled by'. It is a simple fact that the only way you segregate yourself from the rest of the obese, bitchy masses is that VEGETARIANISM IS YOUR AWESOMELY UNIQUE POINT! Not eating meat is totally the way to go. That's why you're 300 lbs strong and the majority of the world's population recognizes evolution's natural course. lol wut. P.S. Allie would like to add the following: 'if you can find the time and money between treks to Ypsilanti and clubbing, don't forget Rowan's vaccinations. I hear they're kind of important.' P.P.S. But in all seriousness, your liek an doctor in astrophysics or soemthing, AMIRITE? So you must be correct in assuming that the billions of people that eat a WELL ROUNDED DIET are SAVAGES because they consume the flesh of a lesser species. P.P.P.S. I'm bored of telling you how stupid you are. I have to drag my HOT, TALL, LEGGY minx into the bedroom and have my way with her now. P.P.P.P.S. When Allie and I look down, we can see our feet. Can you? LAWL. (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 1st, 2006
12:03 am	HAPPY NEW YEAR (1 Comment |Comment on this)